On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.... 12 fruitcakes, 11 ribbon candies, 10 peanut brittles, 9 gingerbread houses, 8 snickerdoodles, 7 chocolate snowmen, 6 peanut clusters, 5 PIEEEEEECEES OF FUUUUDGEEEE!! 4 marshmellow Santas , 3 sugar plums, 2 candy canes and a box of chocolate covered cherries!!!!
On the day after Christmas my true love gave to me a membership to Jenny Craig for free!!!