Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Wee Wednesday ~ Drawing a Blank

Car keys… Where are those stupid things? 

Jacket pockets?  Nope. 

Think darn it; you’re going to be late.

Bedroom, on the dresser? 

Crap, not there either.

Where in the world did I put them?

I went to the post office, maybe in the kitchen? 

Crap, crap, crap … I’m going to be so late.

 “Honey, what are you looking for?”

“My keys.”

“You mean the ones attached to the strap of your purse?”

I grab the missing keys. 

Crap, I’m going to be so freakin’ late.